In Soviet Russia...

HELLO, KIDDIES.



My handwriting on MSPaint is improving.

<3Chesh.

iScribble

HELLO, KIDDIES.



It's days like this that I think posting a screenshot from Nay, Ponie, and I's last time on iScribble suffices for an actual blog post. It's days like this I can convince myself that this also counts as a Ponie post, since technically, she did draw on this. ...Yeah. But, on the bright side, the Giants' magic number is three now.

<3Chesh

Sally Needs To Get Cleaning.

HELLO, KIDDIES.



Good thing no one ever reads this blog.

<3Chesh.

Reindeer

HELLO, KIDDIES.



I bet you were expecting something that might actually be funny.

<3Chesh

If Batman Were A Woman...

HELLO, KIDDIES.



If Batman were a woman, he would use Tampax.

Geese

Alternatively, this is my rapeface. But in any case, Cheshi is killing the geese and I'm gathering the blood.

-Nay

Bricks.

HELLO, KIDDIES.

The other day I was wondering why God/evolution/whatever else you the reader may believe cursed the human race by not letting us lick our elbows, but then I realized something...



It's okay, because bricks can't lick their elbows, either.

<3Chesh.

SPONGEBAWB DERP! : D

See, I couldn't be assed to draw anything, and then I found this. This is far funnier than anything I could've come up with while half-assing a drawing, so you'd better appreciate this. I don't know when I drew this, but enjoy the derpiness, dear readers that don't exist.

-Nay

(P.S. This is Cheshi speaking. I would just like to say that... well... Hello, Cheeseball. ;D)

The Fleeing Orange

HELLO, KIDDIES.



This is my reaction to a spider. That is, if I were an orange.

<3Chesh.

Nay failed to post again. This is why.

HELLO, KIDDIES.



Nay is now a hobo because she spent all her money on XDs, so she lost her computer and couldn't post. Hopefully she'll become a respectable member of society again sometime soon so I don't have to do anymore "I BEAT NAY WITH A HANGER AND SHE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED" posts.

XDs are expensive, yo.

<3Chesh.

Darkness

HELLO, KIDDIES.



This is such a sucky drawing. xD

<3Chesh.

HAPPY FIFTIETH POST!

HELLO, KIDDIES!

Wow, TAO's at it's fiftieth entry! To celebrate, here's one of Nay and I's new running jokes: the WATs.

WAT:


DOUBLEWAT:


TRIPLEWAT:


QUADRUPLEWAT:


FIVEWAT:


That's as far as we've gotten. Click for fullsize view, and an easier time reading our handwriting. Odd numbered WATs are mine. Even are Nay's.

<3Chesh

Serious Period

The srs period makes evrything super srs

-Nay

Reason

HELLO, KIDDIES.

Yes, I realize it is one a.m. while I am posting this. I can't sleep and won't have an opportunity to post later because I'm going to Utah, so... here you go.



I bet you were all wondering why Nay didn't post Friday. You see, I had beaten her with a hanger, and she temporarily died. Then she caught on fire for no apparent reason. She needs to stop doing that.

<3Chesh.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

HELLO, KIDDIES.


This is Roy. He's watching you.

<3Chesh.

Jam To Your Pain.

Pretend that horribly disfigured stick figure is me. Yes I have hair and I drew it but it ended up looking terrible so I left it out.

AND YES I AM A GIRL

Anyhow...

Nay: This is such a sad song, but it's great, lol.
Cheshi: xD
Cheshi: NAYNEIGH: SHE LIKES TO JAM TO YOUR PAIN, YO.
Nay: Lol.
Nay: Not jamming, more like... Oh sad song listen relax think
Nay: Jamming would be like me to 'Blitzkrieg Bop' XD
Cheshi: XD
Cheshi: HEY HO. LET'S GO.

IM conversation between me and Cheshi. Our real AIM usernames remain undisclosed. >:I

-Nay

The Leaves Shave Eyes

HELLO, KIDDIES.

Nay found this really amusing username that we both misread on deviantART. It was theleaveshaveeyes. Tell me, doesn't that look like "THE LEAVES SHAVE EYES!" instead of "THE LEAVES HAVE EYES!"



I think it does...

<3Chesh

Was I On Drugs?

HELLO, KIDDIES.

I know, Nay's post day. But I offered to post because I couldn't keep this in any longer. This is a conversation between me and a friend of mine over AIM. But... in pictures.

(CLICK FOR FULL VIEW, I THINK.)



This is our disease, the idiot. I wanted to make sure you could visualize it.



This is what happens when a scientist discovers the disease. They tried to interview Ima, but... Well, black holes are more important.



Like I said, black holes are more important.



This is Gastly. He thinks Black Hole has let herself go.



This is how you can permanently scar a black hole. Just... Yeah.



Ants are scary. Especially when they are made of DOOM.

So, anyways, in summary, don't microwave marshmallow peeps, enjoy your crazy nicknames, and for the love of god, black holes.

<3Chesh

Black Holes

HELLO, KIDDIES.

So. I drew... this. (And our spiffy new banner! :D)



<3Chesh.

Purple drink?

Are you taking your purple drink every morning, people of the Internet?

HEY LOOK, PONIE ACTUALLY POSTED!

:D Enjoy.
-Ponie

Whut?

I'M A LIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

-Nay

ROCK WANTS YOU.

HELLO, KIDDIES.

So, Sunday was the Fourth of July! In celebration, I've got a special picture. :D



Rock wants YOU to join the cause and help take down Paper forever.

<3Chesh

Stuff 1

CLICK FOR FULL SIZE.

You know... I lost my tablet pen so I drew this on like, Tuesday to post. But I found my tablet pen yesterday. I think I might draw one of these for my posts on Fridays along with my regular Paint.NET scribbles...

Yes, Stuff is just a bunch of nonsense doodles.

-Nay

Addiction

HELLO, KIDDIES.

You know... I have an addiction to eggs at the moment.



Addiction. IT CAN BE DELICIOUS.

<3Chesh.

Math Can Solve -Everything-...

HELLO, KIDDIES.

Math can solve everything, you know, except....



the problem of figuring out how to get Ponie to actually post. To those of you who are wondering, the answer to this equation is 2.

Oh. Btw. Nay and I decided our old colors were kind of eyeraping and hard to read, so for the next week or so we'll be experimenting with color schemes to find one that's easy on the eyes, yet still attractive enough to look at. So... The Ocelot's getting some plastic surgery.

<3Chesh.

askljsglkjh! :D

Are you confused?

So is this thing.

-Nay

Tomato

HELLO, KIDDIES.

So, I'm not sure if I've posted this and I'm too lazy to go check. YAY FOR LAZINESS! :D



Hurrdurr. What is with me and fruit lately?

<3Chesh.

Ponie isn't going to post.

Even though she said she was going to.

Dfkdhjhj. She needs to start posting. Needs. She's done 2 posts. 2. Fff.

So instead, you get this post telling you that Ponie isn't going to post.

Ah crap, have this gem from my 3rd grade school journal. All of the glaring horridness just speaks for itself.

Lol at accidental racism and accidental sexual stuff.


"Part 1

Chapter I
Introduction

One fine day, six cats went for a walk. Their names were Fluffy, Gorden, Long Tail Kitty, Mr. Black, Chester and Misty. Misty was the only girl in the group. Fluffy was a white persain. Gorden was a brown and white tabby cat. Long Tail Kitty was a brown tabby cat with(as you might have guessed) a very long tail. M. Black(as you might have guessed) was simply a black cat. Chester was an orange tabby with some white mixed in. Misty was a purebred who won a lot of catshows. She was a calico. She also had a crystal collar. The crystals were blue.

Chapter II
A Summers Day

"Is'nt it a lovely day for a walk?" remarked Misty one day as the cats went outside. "Why, yes! We should go for a walk!" Chester said. Misty's collar gleamed in the sun. "Hmmm, I guess we should," said Mr. Black. So, they went back inside, grabbed their water bottles, filled them with water, and went back outside. They headed down the path that led to Duck Lake. Duck Lake was a great spot to go fishing. But, they weren't going fishing there today. They were just going to rest there. Then they would head back home."

Chapter III
Trouble at the Lake

When they got there, they heard a yell. Then a scream. Then they heard a loud "HELP!!!" They all looked to the far side of the lake. You wanna know what they saw? Something odd... very, very odd... extremely odd... odd indeed!

Chapter IV
Robots?!?!?!!?!

They saw robots! Yes, you heard right. Robots! There was a robot chasing some guy. "HELLLLP!!!!" "I'll save you!" said Gorden. In order to help the man, he had to swim across the lake. That's just what he did. Little did he know, there was a big robot fish in the water, for as soon as he was in the lake... "Ouch!!!!!!" That big fish bit his tail! "Where could all these robots be coming from?" asked Misty.

Chapter V
The Source of the Robots

The robots were coming from a machine. Misty saw the machine. Gorden read the words that were on the machine. "Duplacator 3000?" Gorden read aloud. Chester said, "Uhhhh is that where the pesky robots are coming from?" "I think so," replied Long Tail Kitty. "DESTROY!!!!!" shouted Fluffy. He emedietly began banging the Duplacator 3000.] He banged the machine with his water bottle. It was no use. He was soon out of breath. "Man, nothing can destroy this thing," he said. "Let's just go home," said Misty. "Yeah," replied Mr. Black. "C'mon guys."

Chapter VI
Home Already?

"Home already?" asked Gorden. "Yup." "Those stupid robots ruined our walk on this sudden day!" Long Tail Kitty shouted with anger. "Take it easy, pal," said Gorden. Long Tail Kitty calmed down. "Okay," he said.

Chapter VII
Discussion

They wanted to find out where that machine came from. Someone had to of put the machine there. Not to mention who built it. "Let's discuss this," said Misty. "Discuss what?" asked Fluffy. "The whole robot situation!!! You know, what we saw at the lake. Um, that would include the Duplacator 3000 machine we saw," explained Chester. "Oh. Okay. Then we better discuss this. We agreed that some pretty strange things have been going on, right?" "Yeah," all the other cats said at once. "Well, do we know anyone who might've done this?" The cats thought. And thought. And thought. And finally... "Hound!!!!!!! He must've done this!!!!" all of them shouted at once. "H-h-hey, whoa there, take it easy!" shouted Misty. "SHUT UP AND WE'LL DISCUSS THIS SOME MORE!!!!" "Raow!" said Mr. Black. "Um, uh, so, well, what do we do next?" said Fluffy. "Guys, guys, guys! C'mon! We need some rest. Let's go take a cat nap in our beds, okay? That'll calm us down," said Gorden. No one wanted to take a nap. Well, maybe Gordon did. "NO!" all the other cats shouted at him. "Okay, okay. Raow," Gorden said. "I have just thought of something," Misty said. "If that machine was there at hte lake, who's to say that there aren't more of those machines??" Misty was right. "I get ya," said Fluffy. "Perhaps there are more machines," said Mr. Black. "We'll search more tomorrow, oh, and by the way, it's... 12:28." "Gee, it's getting late," said Fluffy. "Wanna go have that cat nap?" said Gorden. "Let's watch some TV," said Misty. "Ok," the other cats said, except Gorden. "I'm going to go take my cat nap," Gorden said. "OK. You can go take your nap now," said Misty.

To Be Continued...

Part 2
Chapter I
Relaxing At Home

"Wow. Who would of have science could be so interesting?" said Mr. Black as the cats watched a science show. All the cats looked bored out of their minds. Except Mr. Black of course. "We've been watching science shows for... ummm..." stammered Fluffy. "Five hours. Can we watch something fun now?" Fluffy was just as bored as Chester and Misty. Gorden was just sleeping... and snoring a whole lot. "I wish Gorden would stop snoring now," said Chester. Gorden was just waking up. Gorden yawned, but didn't say a word. Misty finally said, Guys, I think we should get back to searching for those machines?" "Yeah," said Gorden. The cats forgot it was nighttime. They remembered and they went to bed."

-Nay

Confused?

HELLO, KIDDIES.

It's me again. :B



Confused? So are they.

<3Chesh.

Scavenger Hunt

HELLO, KIDDIES.

Yeah, I know. Not my day to post. But, apparently, Ponie's tablet pen is missing, so... I'll be covering for her, at least for today. Btw. Nay was in Maine Friday, that's why she didn't post.



That's a very difficult list.

<3Chesh.

Insomnia

HELLO, KIDDIES.

I drew this at two a.m. Yay, insomnia! The writing says "Angry, deformed lion", "Lollipop", "I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do my post. Enjoy", and "(/insomnia)".



(/insomnia)

<3Chesh.

Wat.

What?

No.

Yes.

I totally didn't draw this in 5 seconds with a laptop touch pad shut up.

-Nay

Chalupas

HELLO, KIDDIES.



Damn straight.

<3Chesh.

Evil Cake

... dude, I drew this in like, November 2009. I didn't feel like drawing something today, so here you go.

It's on my dA.

-Nay

It Happens.

HELLO KIDDIES.

Yes, it does happen.

SPARKLE THE COW.

Man, this is a blast from the paaast.

At least for me. :U

I didn't feel like drawing anything, so I dug up one of my random pictures from dA. Which happens to be a rainbow cow.

Also, we're on a new Monday-Wednesday-Friday posting schedule. :U Ponie has Monday, Chesh has Wednesday, and I have today.

I'll update our info eventually.



-Nay

Lies

HELLO, KIDDIES.

Sorry I forgot to post yesterday. :s Apparently, we're turning this into a Monday-Wednesday-Friday blog. I got Wednesday.

<3Chesh.

Banana?

HELLO KIDDIES.

I'm back from Vegas after my birthday. Yay! :3




(*to)

<3Chesh

Any takers?

You just know you want to.
Ponie is the cheapest hooker in town! Just got cheaper.

(made at http://www.couponfu.com/lb/generate/).

Yes, I'm trying to pass this off as a post, Cheshi never posted and I need to draw more stuff.

-Nay

BIRTHDAY PARTY YAY

That's right! It's Cheshi's birthday! Or it was yesterday. Maybe. I was supposed to do this post yesterday but I never got around to it. So I don't know if Chesh's birthday is today or was yesterday.

Hurr durr.

Anyway... This is a special edition TAO post!

HERE I GOT YOU A UNICORN FOR A PRESENT



And what is a party
Without CAKE



Okay... Chesh, I'd make Ponie draw you something but she hasn't been on at all lately.

-Nay

Fire

I hate spontaneous combustion. Don't you?

-Nay